UNRELATED: Thursday Night Rant Against Kinja and Kim Kardashian

"New S4. Huskies. Party music." (mnuernberg) 11/14/2014 at 00:58 • Filed to: None

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I don't know why I feel need need to post this, but I'm incredibly irritated with Deadspin, Gawker, et. al. - strictly because I'm sick of seeing the top story (regardless of site) be about Kim Kardashian. I get it - guys love to look - but there's something about it that irritates me.

I guess Jezebel gets a pass because that's what they're about. But honestly - if I want to read articles about cars, life hacks, electronics, and how I get to the moon (thanks Sploid) do I really care about Kim and her latest Photoshop escapade? (the answer is no). If I want to see a nice back end I'd prefer this:

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > New S4. Huskies. Party music. 11/14/2014 at 01:09

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I wonder what costs more and contains more plastic, this Audi or Kim's ass?

Manuél Ferrari > New S4. Huskies. Party music. 11/14/2014 at 01:13

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She is sooooo annoying

"Break the Internet"

Come on... As if you're that important, lady!

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > New S4. Huskies. Party music. 11/14/2014 at 01:15

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I'm tired of seeing her dumb ass. I don't think she's attractive, even when she's 'shopped.

bob and john > New S4. Huskies. Party music. 11/14/2014 at 01:22

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Remind me whats shes famous for again?

Aaron James > bob and john 11/14/2014 at 01:33

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Fucking some dude and then selling the video of it.

Snooder87 > Aaron James 11/14/2014 at 01:47

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It's still hilarious that Kim Kardashian is now way more famous than Ray J (the guy she fucked).

ihm96 > Aaron James 11/14/2014 at 01:49

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More like she's an excellent actor and PR genius that she's duped America into paying her millions a year

Clown Shoe Pilot > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/14/2014 at 01:51

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they're both worth a lot less with high mileage

pip bip - choose Corrour > New S4. Huskies. Party music. 11/14/2014 at 01:55

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now that's an arse i can admire!

pip bip - choose Corrour > bob and john 11/14/2014 at 01:56

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who cares!?!

the less said about the oxygen thief the better

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > New S4. Huskies. Party music. 11/14/2014 at 02:01

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In support of your post, I'll just leave this here:

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Clown Shoe Pilot 11/14/2014 at 02:19

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But did Ray J hit both first?

M54B30 > New S4. Huskies. Party music. 11/14/2014 at 03:03

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I find her extremely unattractive. Barf

PS9 > Manuél Ferrari 11/14/2014 at 03:04

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Wanna break the internet for real? Here's how you do it.

"EXCLUSIVE BLACK FRIDAY DEAL: Download this QR Code from Jalopnik and take it to your Porsche dealer to get a new 911 at 95% off! Link will be live for only 10 minutes!"

Internet status; Broken

New S4. Huskies. Party music. > Aaron James 11/14/2014 at 04:46

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"VWs. Huskies. Party music"s GF: "I don't think that's what this is about. Primarily - Vivid paid Ray-J buku bucks to be a sleaze ball. I think Kim is cashing in on the new-found US obsession with posteriors thanks to pop artists like Iggy Azalea. It is what it is, but it doesn't mean she's simply famous for simply hooking up with Ray-J. Learn the facts."

Manuél Ferrari > PS9 11/14/2014 at 12:17

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That would definitely break the Jalopnik FP and Oppo

Aaron James > New S4. Huskies. Party music. 11/14/2014 at 15:24

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Well that's when she became "Famous". If it wasn't for that tape she wouldn't be as well known as she is. Very few people knew who she and her family were before the tape. Also Kim was cashing in on her butt way before Iggy Azalea was even a thing.